diff --git a/app/routes/events-team_.report.tsx b/app/routes/events-team_.report.tsx
index f061970..a285fe4 100644
--- a/app/routes/events-team_.report.tsx
+++ b/app/routes/events-team_.report.tsx
@@ -35,29 +35,24 @@ export async function loader({ context }: { context: RequestContext }) {
     month = 12;
   }
 
-  const eventMemberQuery = await context.env.D1.prepare(
-    "SELECT id, name, roblox_id FROM et_members;",
-  ).all();
-  const inactivityQuery: D1Result<Record<string, any>> =
-    await context.env.D1.prepare(
-      "SELECT decisions, json_extract(user, '$.id') AS uid FROM inactivity_notices WHERE (end BETWEEN DATE('now', 'start of month', '-1 month') AND DATE('now', 'start of month', '-1 day')) OR (start BETWEEN DATE('now', 'start of month', '-1 month') AND DATE('now', 'start of month', '-1 day'));",
-    ).all();
+  const batchStatements: D1Result<Record<string, any>>[] =
+    await context.env.D1.batch([
+      context.env.D1.prepare("SELECT id, name, roblox_id FROM et_members;"),
+      context.env.D1.prepare(
+        "SELECT decisions, json_extract(user, '$.id') AS uid FROM inactivity_notices WHERE (end BETWEEN DATE('now', 'start of month', '-1 month') AND DATE('now', 'start of month', '-1 day')) OR (start BETWEEN DATE('now', 'start of month', '-1 month') AND DATE('now', 'start of month', '-1 day'));",
+      ),
+      context.env.D1.prepare(
+        "SELECT approved, answered_at, created_by, performed_at, reached_minimum_player_count, type FROM events WHERE month = ? AND year = ?;",
+      ).bind(month, year),
+    ]);
 
-  const eventsQuery = await context.env.D1.prepare(
-    "SELECT approved, answered_at, created_by, performed_at, reached_minimum_player_count, type FROM events WHERE month = ? AND year = ?;",
-  )
-    .bind(month, year)
-    .all();
   const memberMap = Object.fromEntries(
-    eventMemberQuery.results.map((entry) => {
-      return [
-        entry.id,
-        { name: entry.name, points: 0, roblox_id: entry.roblox_id },
-      ];
+    batchStatements[0].results.map((e) => {
+      return [e.id, { name: e.name, points: 0, roblox_id: e.roblox_id }];
     }),
   );
 
-  for (const event of eventsQuery.results as {
+  for (const event of batchStatements[2].results as {
     approved: number;
     answered_at: number;
     created_by: string;
@@ -77,10 +72,10 @@ export async function loader({ context }: { context: RequestContext }) {
   for (const member of Object.keys(memberMap))
     if (
       (memberMap[member].points < 50 ||
-        eventsQuery.results.filter(
+        batchStatements[2].results.filter(
           (e) => e.type === "gamenight" && e.created_by === member,
         ).length === 0) &&
-      !inactivityQuery.results.find(
+      !batchStatements[1].results.find(
         (i) => i.uid === member && JSON.parse(i.decisions).et,
       )
     )
diff --git a/app/routes/me.tsx b/app/routes/me.tsx
index b67b18e..0136987 100644
--- a/app/routes/me.tsx
+++ b/app/routes/me.tsx
@@ -33,37 +33,31 @@ export async function loader({ context }: { context: RequestContext }) {
 
   if (!currentUser) throw new Response(null, { status: 401 });
 
-  const d1Promises = [];
+  const batchStatements = [];
 
-  for (const itemType of ["appeals", "inactivity_notices", "reports"])
-    d1Promises.push(
+  for (const itemType of ["appeals", "inactivity_notices", "reports"]) {
+    batchStatements.push(
       context.env.D1.prepare(
-        `SELECT *
-         FROM ${itemType}
-         WHERE json_extract(user, '$.id') = ?
-         ORDER BY created_at DESC;`,
-      )
-        .bind(currentUser.id)
-        .all(),
+        `SELECT * FROM ${itemType} WHERE json_extract(user, '$.id') = ? ORDER BY created_at DESC;`,
+      ).bind(currentUser.id),
     );
-
-  const settledPromises = await Promise.allSettled(d1Promises);
-  let etData: { [k: string]: any } | null = null;
-
-  if (currentUser.permissions & (1 << 3)) {
-    etData = await context.env.D1.prepare(
-      "SELECT name, points, roblox_id FROM et_members WHERE id = ?;",
-    )
-      .bind(currentUser.id)
-      .first();
   }
 
-  return {
-    etData,
-    items: settledPromises.map((p) => {
-      if (p.status === "fulfilled") return p.value.results;
+  if (currentUser.permissions & (1 << 3))
+    batchStatements.push(
+      context.env.D1.prepare(
+        "SELECT name, points, roblox_id FROM et_members WHERE id = ? LIMIT 1;",
+      ).bind(currentUser.id),
+    );
 
-      return null;
+  const batchResults = await context.env.D1.batch(batchStatements);
+
+  return {
+    etData: batchResults.at(3)?.results?.at(0) as { [k: string]: any } | null,
+    items: batchResults.map((r) => {
+      if (r.success) return r.results;
+
+      return [];
     }) as any as ({ [k: string]: any }[] | null)[],
     permissions: currentUser.permissions as number,
   };